Dave's Poker Face Jokes

I met Dave several times up at the Prophecy Conference in Farmington, NY at the Calvary Chapel there. Often got to sit right behind him in the auditorium. But he had a unique gift for being able to tell a joke with a straight poker face and until you heard the punch line you did not know it was coming. My favorite of all time was a year that Ruth came with him because he had just had a hip replacement. He told the audience how they very seldom argued but when they did have a bad fight, she would always come crawling to him on her hands and knees and say "Come out from under that bed, you Coward!!!" The audience was howling with laughter. He certainly has earned his wings and I will miss him as will many. I truly think he stands tall right alongside Finney, Moody, Whitfield and others. A national treasure. God bless his family with loving memories. I think he must have met Lady Thatcher on the way up!!